Alexis James Helps Porn Dude’s Assets Grow

Stars

• Alexis James

Description

I’ve been scouting locations to make more PornDudeCasting movies lately, and I came across the perfect house for all kinds of shoots. It had a classroom for naughty student scenes, a doctor’s office where sexy nurses could heal my blue balls, and a few bedrooms suitable for a wide variety of X-rated tomfoolery. The office looked so legit that I felt like a bigwig as soon as I put my ass in that comfy executive chair. I fell into the role immediately and started making calls, which is how Alexis James ended up beside my fancy new desk. “I make assets grow,” the financial planner explained. “You think you can make a deposit?”